my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.
This is so perfect
American Sex Education
Olivia Gatwood & Megan Falley - “Collapse the Economy”
"Does that shampoo also come with the photoshop you used on the model? No? Then I don’t fucking want it."
Performing for NYC-Urbana during prelims at the 2014 National Poetry Slam. Subscribe to Button on YouTube!
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths